Find out why LVMH won’t be buying out Hermes, see what Kate Moss has up her sleeve next, and why did Anja Rubik choose Karl Lagerfeld over Terry Richardson for her Pirelli calendar?…

Bernard Arnault won’t be pleased – LVMH hasn’t been granted permission to buy out minority shareholders Hermes, ruling out a takeover altogether – Vogue UK

Proenza Schouler’s PS1 gets a colour and materia makeover for spring – Purseblog

We’re not the only ones jealous of Jennifer Aniston’s perfect body… Nicole Kidman is too – Elle UK

Kate Moss is expanding her ever-growing multi-hyphenated talents. Her latest quest? Recording her debut album – Elle UK

There’s another reason you shouldn’t buy UGGs (as if you needed one) – they increase your chances of foot fungus – Fashionista

Would you buy your man pants with a built-in penis? Yes, they do exist, and they’re called the Shock Jock – Refinery 29

Anja Rubik might have been snapped for Karl Lagerfeld’s 2011 Pirelli calendar, but only because she turned Terry Richardson’s offer down previously (and yes, it has something to do with his photos edging on vulgar) – The Cut